Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Previews for Bulls (October 29, 2014)

Hi hi hi! Your friendly neighborhood Little Stuffed Mike-Sterling's-End-of-Civilization fanboy here to give you a look-see at Previews magazine (the only magazine that actually says "Buy this stuff, sucker!") for all the crap things you can get tomorrow, October 29, 2014, at your local comicky-book store! Please support them by using their free wi-fi to download comics purchasing these fine items from your LCS, except you probably shoulda put them on your pull list a couple months ago. Um. Sorry.

HARLEY QUINN ANNUAL #1

It's the special "scratch and sniff issue!" (Which is a good enough reason for you to put this comic book in a sealed plastic bag.) Who doesn't enjoy the great scent of Harley Quinn? Actually, this is a pretty cool idea and I think DC oughta do lots more scratch and sniff comic books...



VERTIGO QUARTERLY: YELLOW #1

...BUT NOT THIS ONE.



BOB'S BURGERS #3

Wait, So Bob Belcher and his family are wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubemen? Is this another one of those wacky Sunday night Fox Animation Domination crossovers the kids are all so crazy about?



ARCHIE 1000-PAGE COMICS CELEBRATION

Sure, they say 1,000 pages, but they're counting the covers, so you really only get 996 pages. Rip-off!



FACE VALUE #1

"Hey, how much is this comic worth?"
"Face value."
"No, I asked how much it was worth, not what its title was."
"Face value."
"Look, all I'm asking you is..."
"THIRD BASE!"



SOUTH PARK FAQ

Q: Wait, this show is still on?



RASPUTIN #1

New from Elevator Pitch Comics!



THE SANDMAN: OVERTURE #4

At this point, not so much an overture, more a Grateful Dead pre-show tune-up session.



DEATH OF WOLVERINE: DEADPOOL AND CAPTAIN AMERICA #1

NO?!?



GAME OF THRONES DAENERYS TARGARYEN LUNCHBOX

"Oh, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! I want that lunchbox!"
"Which one, honey?"
"This one! It's got Elsa from Frozen on it!"
"Ummmm..."



FUNKO POP KILL BILL BEATRIX KIDDO VINYL FIG

Curse you, Uma Thurman, and the unrealistic body shape image that you project to America's young girls!



SAW PIG MASK

Yikes! That's pretty scary. That's likely to be the most terrifying animal mask this Halloween, right?...



GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ROCKET RACCOON MASK

...or...is it?

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